Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
How many people knew that Tumblr Pro was an April Fools joke but just really wanted a top hat for their icon?
Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.
it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
Remember when video games were a hobby and not a political soapbox?
remember when gamers kept complaining about how games weren’t taken seriously as an art form or a medium of their own, and then got whiny when people started taking them seriously and critiquing them as most other art and media is also critiqued?
fuck being complacent about mediocrity
nerdblaster just got nerdBLASTED
My standards for boys:
- dark hair
- cute smile
- love horseback riding
- unusually long life span
- speak elvish
- secretly be the heir to the throne of Gondor
- be Aragorn
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best