If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
- joins tumblr to pass time
- becomes a radical feminist
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences